A Recipe for ‘Procrastinating at Life Chicken’

I took this photo on my iPhone while sweat dripped into my eyes, which stung but flushed out the chili mist.
  • 1/2 cup kosher salt
  • 1/2 cup brown or unprocessed sugar
  • 1/4 cup gochugaru (Korean chili flakes)
  • 1/4 cup cayenne pepper
  • 1/4 cup Jamaican curry powder

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Jeff Simmermon

Jeff Simmermon

NYC comic, storyteller, writer. Find me at www.jeffsimmermon.com. Album here: http://radi.al/JeffSimmermonLying. Story here: http://bit.ly/2FHp0tP

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