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Apr 1, 2021

Standup Comedy in Pre-COVID New York City Taught Me How To Live

It’s going to take a long time to return to what we once had Jeff Simmermon hosts “The Reluctant Phoenix” podcast, available wherever the finest digital audio is distributed. On April second, 2021, New York City comedy clubs will open to masked audiences at 33 percent capacity. While it’s a step in the right direction, the city’s filthy, frantic and fecund comedy scene is…

Stand Up Comedy

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Standup Comedy in Pre-COVID New York City Taught Me How To Live
Standup Comedy in Pre-COVID New York City Taught Me How To Live
Stand Up Comedy

13 min read


May 4, 2019

Oxtail Recipe

I’m trying my best — This is a recipe for oxtail that I’ve come up with over the past few years. It’s home cooking from someone who doesn’t have this dish as a part of his home tradition at all. I just read a recipe online a few years ago and then forgot half of…

Recipe

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Oxtail Recipe
Oxtail Recipe
Recipe

8 min read


May 4, 2019

43 Is Coming Kimchi Eggs

Here’s a real recipe by a person with real problems that I both invented and appropriated in my own apartment. — I express my anxiety through cooking, and I really love good food. But I *hate* the term “foodie.” …

Food

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40 Is Coming Kimchi Eggs
40 Is Coming Kimchi Eggs
Food

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May 4, 2019

A Recipe for ‘Procrastinating at Life Chicken’

I express anxiety through cooking. And between job hunting and generalized comedy anxiety, I’ve really been whipping up the chow. This is a recipe for what I’ll call “Procrastinating at Life Chicken”: Get ~ 5–6 pounds chicken legs and thighs, skin on. Combine: 1/2 cup kosher salt 1/2 cup brown…

Recipe

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A Recipe for ‘Procrastinating at Life Chicken’
A Recipe for ‘Procrastinating at Life Chicken’
Recipe

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Mar 28, 2019

How to Tell a Funny Story That Turns Desire Into Action

Making Batman Moonshine From the Go Get My last post focused on the You Need component of a story — establishing who you are, what you wanted and why you wanted it. I wrote that last post a year ago, promised a followup and then went silent for an entire year. I feel like a wizard who…

Storytelling

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Making Batman Moonshine From the Go Get: How to Tell a Story That Turns Desire Into Action
Making Batman Moonshine From the Go Get: How to Tell a Story That Turns Desire Into Action
Storytelling

8 min read


Jun 8, 2018

I Bet They Serve Brunch in Hell

Anthony Bourdain was maybe one of a very, very few TV personalities that was famous for being able to do something apart from appear on camera. I’m sure that he could cook pretty well, but my God could that guy write. He himself said that the only reason he was…

Food

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I Bet They Serve Brunch in Hell
I Bet They Serve Brunch in Hell
Food

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Apr 5, 2018

This Ice Cream Will Heal Your Heartbreak: How to Find Your Story’s ‘North Star’

Every story you’ve ever heard and remembered is about someone who wanted something. If the story wasn’t about an interesting character overcome by desire, you don’t remember it. In my last post, I laid out a five-point story structure for live storytelling: You/Need/Go/Get/Return. …

Writing

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This Ice Cream Will Heal Your Heartbreak: How to Find Your Story’s ‘North Star’
This Ice Cream Will Heal Your Heartbreak: How to Find Your Story’s ‘North Star’
Writing

7 min read


Mar 23, 2018

How to Structure a Funny Story

When you tell a great joke, people remember the joke. When you tell a funny story, people remember YOU. I’m a standup comic in New York City, and I tell funny stories. I mean, I tell jokes, too. …

Storytelling

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How to Structure a Funny Story
How to Structure a Funny Story
Storytelling

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Mar 16, 2018

This Is A Boring Shark Attack: 8 Rules for Fascinating Storytelling

I started telling stories onstage at The Moth’s story slam in New York City ten years ago this month. Shortly thereafter, I started telling those stories to people that had planned to see a comedy show instead. …

Storytelling

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This Is A Boring Shark Attack: 8 Rules for Fascinating Storytelling
This Is A Boring Shark Attack: 8 Rules for Fascinating Storytelling
Storytelling

7 min read


Jul 28, 2016

Donald Trump is Our Only Hope For Real Gun Control

A Donald Trump victory will be a threat to democracy as we know it. The Constitution will crumble and we’ll slide into authoritarian rule. However, there is a silver lining: America may finally see meaningful gun control. There are currently two candidates running for president, and only one of them…

Donald Trump

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Donald Trump is Our Only Hope For Real Gun Control
Donald Trump is Our Only Hope For Real Gun Control
Donald Trump

4 min read

Jeff Simmermon

Jeff Simmermon

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NYC comic, storyteller, writer. Find me at www.jeffsimmermon.com. Album here: http://radi.al/JeffSimmermonLying. Story here: http://bit.ly/2FHp0tP

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